This is my shirt. I'm told it gets people laid when they wear it. You tell me.

BAIT (S, M, L) Sizes are $16.00 and OAF (XL, XXL) sizes are $17.00, 'cuz they have a larger graphic of me on 'em. Plus there's lots more fabric, y'know...

They're printed on Fruit of The Loom Beefy T's cuz oafs don't like American Apparel. Too clingy-slinky. And plus, those guys are perverts.

Since the USPS has raised shipping rates, Ed has to charge more to mail stuff, so in the US it's $4.00, Canada and Mexico it's $6.00 and everywhere else is $11.00. Sorry guys, if I could hand deliver them I would...but actually, that would cost waaaaay more. Paypal will help you figure all that stuff out, I hope...

You can also order a copy of my mini comic, which contains the first nine pages of Wuvable Oaf #1 and a character gallery of my fwens! It costs $2.50, plus a buck for shipping. SORRY, THERE'RE NO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS FOR THE MINI COMIC BEING OFFERED AT THIS TIME! However, international buyers can get a free mini comic with the purchase of a shirt.